I just talked the the lovely Mrs.B and she informed me that all of the kids going to my son's birthday paintball party tomarrow are all excited and talking smack about an ambush ..... and the intended victim is me .... it seems that for about the last 10 years or so, I've been berating, beating, verbally and emotionally abusing most of these boys .... since they were 4 or 5 years old .... and now they're 14 and 15 years old .... I think all of them have tasted the dirt, gravel, mud and dust off the big back knobby of my XR250r at least once or twice ..... I know that I've sent at least 8 of 'em home crying after getting slammed in the face with a big, tight, ice cold water ballon ..... but now, I might need help ..... I need all of ya'll to show up in Friendswood, Texas off Dixie Farm Road tomarrow at 10am to protect me from these heathens...... and bring ya'lls paintball guns! .... who's got my back?

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'04 SexySilver KC XE ....120k miles....the usual mods.

I'd suggest getting some paint grenades... and dropping them down the trousers of un-suspecting teens. That should teach them who's top dog.

Remember, right now, you've got credit cards... and they dont.

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05 KC SE Smoke
01 Suzuki 600 GSF
88 Fiero 2M4

I'll be there Mr. B. I may be a little late though. Just wait around I'll enventually show up.

Here's my suggestion for you:

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2010 Smoke Crew Cab 4x4 w/ SE Value Truck Package

Mods:

Extang Trifecta Folding Tonneau Cover ~ Nitto Terra Grapplers LT275/70/18 ~ 15% Tint ~ Aries SS Bull Bar ~ Warn W650D Wireless Driving Lights ~ Magnaflow OEM muffler swap ~ SuperChips Cortex 93 Tune ~ Volant Powercore CAI ~ 2* Timing Advance

Bring a stun gun as an equalizer.
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Hahahaha.......we're gonna need pics!! I'd suggest a full auto gun and several paint grenades. Maybe some sort of ambush scenario to get them.

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2005 Smoke LE CC 4x4 w/ BT

Truxedo Lo-Pro
BFG All Terrain 285/65/18
Matching Front Tint
Active Tuning Grounding Kit


Inch by inch, to win or lose. Inch by inch, to live or die. "The inches we need are everywhere around us!"

I sent for help B.
http://www.titanspot.com/phpbb2/view...?p=97873#97873
Maybe someone will rescue you.

hmmm, i'll be out there with my spyder and we'll get em'.

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Jeremy



JBA Evol Cat-Back's * New Generation Volant Cold Air Intake (thx for the great deal SCMS John) * Airaid TBS Spacer * 2 Degree Timing Advance (thx:RB'sTitan) * AlTezza Custom tinted tail lights * 9006 True Views - Front Low Beams * Foglight modifcation (thx:wakeboarder) * Custom Painted Engine Cover (thx:scottsbro23) * CNC 2.5"Leveling T-6 Kit * 33x12.50x20 Nitto Terra Grapplers * 20x9.5 Axis Titan Rims (thx:vshortt) * Rockford Fosgate System w/subs * (2) 10" Memphis M Series Subs * Custom built 'Firedown' Sub Box * Sirius Satellite System * Viper 560XV Alarm w/ Automatic Engine Starter *

'UpRev - Osiris/Cipher' & Headers coming soon

i wish i could come, come on Mr.B pick me up so i can go. ill be on ur team

i think hes trying to NOT get shot....not draw more fire....

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2006 Titan 4X4, 24" U2-55 wheels, custom PRG 3"/5" drop, Gibson Dual sport exhaust, K&N intake, DunderDan 4 pc silver painted grill, factory fogs, fog jumper(on with marker lights), LED tails, LED third brake light, chrome Tailgate bezel, Armada spolier, LINE-X bedliner, chrome front blinker bulbs, Access tonneu, big tow mirrors swapped for regular mirrors, chrome mirror covers, SS window sills, tinted front windows 20%

http://www.myspace.com/sixt7ninr

Good luck battling all the little warriors....

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Big White truck