Good Morning Thread

[h00ligan]

Originally Posted by Mr.B

I want everybody to think about what it is they can personally do today to make the World a better place.

i'd like to see a re-design on the Suave shampoo bottles!

[BOOT]

Originally Posted by h00ligan

i'd like to see a re-design on the Suave shampoo bottles!

But can you personally do that today?

I am going to take a nap, thereby eliminating my disgust of overdramatic teenagers from the world for 90 minutes.

[Mr.B]

Good Morning Poop Dog and Dr. Gay ........ When I got home from work yesterday morning, Fat Freddy (my cat) ran out to greet me doing his usual "roll around on the ground" thing ..... He's recently started jumping into my favorite chair when he see's me headed towards it....I think he's messing with me ... after jumping into my chair, he quickly plops down and gives me a squinty eye'd look ...... like he thinks I won't boot him out of my chair ..... well, I'm gettin' tired of sittin' in the other crappy chair so if he pulls that crap on me today, he's gonna get Mr.B's foot in his cat ass .....and I really mean it this time. ..... ......and where in the heck is TexasTitanXE? ....he's usually entertaining me throughout the night with album covers....but he was a no show last night...... Ya'll have an absolutely wonderful day today and think about me as much as possible.

[Mr.B]

Good Morning Ginger and Maryann, Thursday has already slid in the backdoor .....(hehehe, I said slid in the back door)...and it's drizzling outside in crime infested Memfrica ..... it's been a long night, but I see light at the end of the tunnel ....my relief will be here in 45 minutes.....at least he'd better be here in 45 minutes ..... or I'll climb his big dumb ass like a tree and pummel his head......don't forget to wear ya'lls seatbelts today .....IT'S THE LAW !!

[h00ligan]

Originally Posted by Mr.B

Good Morning Ginger and Maryann, Thursday has already slid in the backdoor .....(hehehe, I said slid in the back door)...and it's drizzling outside in crime infested Memfrica ..... it's been a long night, but I see light at the end of the tunnel ....my relief will be here in 45 minutes.....at least he'd better be here in 45 minutes ..... or I'll climb his big dumb ass like a tree and pummel his head......don't forget to wear ya'lls seatbelts today .....IT'S THE LAW !!

well sh!t, i'd better hit the sack and get me some sleep before Groundhog starts up all over again!

[Mr.B]

Good Morning Kermit and Miss Piggy, have ya'll been outside yet? ... it must be 30 below zero out there .... I forgot to bring a jacket with me to work last night so I went into the company closet and grabed one of them fancy Valero jackets that we hand out to employees .... we've got a ????-pot full of them jackets, hats, and all kinds of other swag stuffed in there .... it amazes me how much money the company will spend on crap like that and then turn around and pass out forms begging the employees to donate money to the United Way ..... in fact, they brow-beat you into the ground trying to "guilt trip" you into giving ...... I turned in my form with a huge goose egg on it .... those damn United Way directors live high on the hog like a bunch of millionaires on money that people who donate think is going to help the less fortunate ..... I wonder why it's so important to my company that their employees give to the United Way .... It's Friday, so be extra careful today.

[Mr.B]

Good Morning John and Yoko ...... it's Saturday .....I'm working the "day" shift from 0430 to 1630 for the next 4 days .....Sat. and Sun. are OK but Monday and Tuesday are gonna suck ..... all the office people will be here .....but wait, that also means that the sexy-tary will be here ..... and she secretly yearns for Mr.B's purple throbbing loli-pop ...... unfortunatly, not even a highly stupid yet extremly attractive and bubbley love bunny bouncing around the office makes weekdays any fun ......Hey, tonight is Spintcars and Latemodels at Riverside International Speedway over in West Memphis, Arkansas ......it's 40 miles from my barn in Mississippi .....anybody care to join me? ...... now, get off the computer and get out there and wash ya'lls trucks....it's a purdy day out there.

[BOOT]

It's bright but chilly here today. The heat went on. Checked the thermo-meter and it said 41 degrees. Still a good day to put on lots of clothes and hit the ocean before fishing season is done in New England.

Have a good day all!!

[ShiftyB]

Good Morning.

[Mr.B]

Good Morning Bill and Monica, It's a humid Sunday morning here in crime infested Memfrica ...... when I got to work this morning, things were not running smoothly so that means I'll have to earn my keep for awhile ...... nobody do anything harsh untill I get this crap straightened out .....