It was just last year about this time that Red Alert got all waisted drunk on cheap wine, started driving all crazy and fast down those tretreously dangerous and icy backroads of Washington State while hanging out of his drivers side window and firing his pistol at stop signs and into the air before crashing his Titan ...... and now I've read in the newspaper that up in the NorthWest, they think that their barbeque pits also double as heaters for their homes ...... I certainly hope he'll survive this winter.

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'04 SexySilver KC XE ....120k miles....the usual mods.

Lol, you qualify as a reporter for the Enquirer, or as a campaign manager.

(lol)....

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Jeremy



JBA Evol Cat-Back's * New Generation Volant Cold Air Intake (thx for the great deal SCMS John) * Airaid TBS Spacer * 2 Degree Timing Advance (thx:RB'sTitan) * AlTezza Custom tinted tail lights * 9006 True Views - Front Low Beams * Foglight modifcation (thx:wakeboarder) * Custom Painted Engine Cover (thx:scottsbro23) * CNC 2.5"Leveling T-6 Kit * 33x12.50x20 Nitto Terra Grapplers * 20x9.5 Axis Titan Rims (thx:vshortt) * Rockford Fosgate System w/subs * (2) 10" Memphis M Series Subs * Custom built 'Firedown' Sub Box * Sirius Satellite System * Viper 560XV Alarm w/ Automatic Engine Starter *

'UpRev - Osiris/Cipher' & Headers coming soon

hahaha......what have you been drinking Mr. B?

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2005 Smoke LE CC 4x4 w/ BT

Truxedo Lo-Pro
BFG All Terrain 285/65/18
Matching Front Tint
Active Tuning Grounding Kit


Inch by inch, to win or lose. Inch by inch, to live or die. "The inches we need are everywhere around us!"

What no cheap hooker lashed to the hood? HAHAHA, Red's going to love this.

Yup! Mr. B continues to orbit a different star. What amazes me is that being so far out that the Hubble Telescope only registers his galaxy as a smudge and yet he has Internet!

Still, while his memory of events is distorted as is normal, he has recalled that I smashed my Titan last year. While my memories, backed up by the police report differ from Mr.B's memories, I'm touched he remembered at all.

You can be sure I'm driving carefully.

Thanks for your concern Mr.B! And fellow TTZers.

Red

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2005 Titan KC SE, Helwig, True-Track, ARE MX Canopy

Geez Red a simple was all he deserved.

Leave it to Red to respond with class while most of us were looking forward to reading a good ****ing match. Now what do I do with all this popcorn?

Drive safe Red!

Nice try Mr Bean! (psssst, try "U-turn Rob" next)

Geez...what can I say. That's just not my style Squid!

Red

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2005 Titan KC SE, Helwig, True-Track, ARE MX Canopy

That's okay, you all can always count on me to do the dirty work.

HAHAHA,You all be safe out there the next two weeks and watch out when you get around any of the malls. I'm not sure why women think that they can drive their cars like they do their shopping carts during the month of December.

Hey Mr B! Red wants me to give you a message. and last but not least,